Always run over the car-jacker when apprehending. Prosecutors ain’t got time for this💩. /s? Or truth.
“Evita Caldwell, a spokeswoman for the SLPD, confirmed to the Post-Dispatch that prosecutors refused to file charges.”
“’Cause you had a bad day
You’re taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don’t know
You tell me, “don’t lie”
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don’t lie
You’re coming back down, and you really don’t mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
File this under “World’s Dumbest Criminals.”
File this under ‘meth is good for you.’
I think I see the problem here...
Flat out GTA LARPing.
Glad they failed!
They would rather prosecute homeowners trying to defend themselves than prosecute real criminals.
And the cops were probably arrested for something or other.
The perp forgot his contacts or glasses?
5.56mm
The StL prosecutor is the same one who refused to file charges against a mob that broke into a gated community but did file felony charges against homeowners openly carried weapons to keep the mob off of their property. She also filed what turned out to be bogus charges against Republican governor Greitens which resulted in his resignation. Naturally she won re-election.
Brilliant plan!
(Products of some public schools?)
To quote Rick James - “Cocaine is a helluva drug!”
I had to look, I was sure this was going to be a Florida Man story.
St Loo, Missouri instead.
No charges? This would have been the easiest case ever for the prosecutor to win, except she doesn’t seem to want to win. She should take note of the recent successful carjacking in New Orleans that resulted in the victim’s arm being torn off as she was dragged to her death. Not every carjacking has a happy ending.
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported Tuesday that prosecutors have declined to file charges against the man, even though the St. Louis Police Department (SLPD) sought charges of first-degree robbery, armed criminal action, and resisting arrest.
Can I file it under "World's Dumbest Prosecutor" instead?
The police should delete the names, addresses, emails and telephone numbers of everyone in the prosecutor’s office from their data bases and phone systems.
Make it impossible for any of them to contact the department to call for help.
Get a top notch IT guy to do it so there is no trace of how it happened. Glitch!
The perp must have been from this family