Posted on 01/04/2022 12:53:37 PM PST by cotton1706
HOUSTON, TEXAS– US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public.
Crenshaw said he took an at-home RINO test and that’s when he discovered he had the deadly virus known as RINO, which is an acronym for Republican In Name Only.
“I decided to take a RINO test after I began having a deeper connection to the Democrat Party,” said Crenshaw the day after calling Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene an idiot Democrat in disguise. “I knew something was wrong with me when I found myself standing up and cheering for Joe Biden’s recent executive health mandate forcing children ages five to eleven to be thrown to hungry alligators to prevent COVID.”
Due to GOP guidelines, Crenshaw will be isolating from the Republican Party for five days and will be working remotely from home when he votes “yes” to all the Democrat’s upcoming leftwing policies.
Numerous other high-profile Republicans have also tested positive for RINO in recent months, including Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Liz Cheney, and Nikki Haley.
In order to fool his rightwing constituents into voting for him in his upcoming election, Crenshaw plans on disguising himself with a more conservative look by wearing his eyepatch over his left eye instead of the right one.
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Crenshaw said he took an at-home RINO test and that’s when he discovered he had the deadly virus known as RINO.
“I decided to take a RINO test after I began having a deeper connection to the Democrat Party,” said Crenshaw the day after calling Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene an idiot Democrat in disguise.
“I knew something was wrong with me when I found myself standing up and cheering for Joe Biden’s recent executive health mandate forcing children ages five to eleven to be thrown to hungry alligators to prevent COVID.”
I’m curious if Elise Stefanik, protoge of Paul Ryan, is in the Kluas Schwab “Young Global Leaders” club.
Great title. Remember Alinsky. Ridicule is the best weapon.
>>>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tests positive for VINO..................<<<
It might be the same thing, but I think she tested positive for WINO.
Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public.
However, an observant FReeper found a Crenshaw tweet expressing his “tolerance and compassion” for illegal aliens jumping the border.
Is it ……. LONG RINO?
His mask has been removed . . . and it is Adam Kinslinger hiding behind the patch.
LoL........
I volunteer to administer Dan Crenshaw’s life saving Remdesiver!
Crenshaw is from the McCain school of Rinoism. He is a Soros Open Society boy like McCain.
Actually, it is you who missed his humor.
The virus that causes colds is the rhinovirus.
Get it? RINO...virus... rhinovirus?
Notice that you no longer see the usage of DINO?
It was common a few years back and disappeared?
As dumb as the progs are, they realized the internecine name-calling was corrosive to their cause.
I had a relative that worked in the upper reaches of the Republican Party.
She lived far away and I mostly saw her at family shindigs.
Even when we had time to talk she was very tight-lipped but I was stunned at how she lit up when I mentioned FR!
She explained that one way to move up in the organization was having letters published in papers and widely read internet postings.
And a few are paid for successful postings.
Good propaganda is based on truth but carries a secondary message.
We live in a house of mirrors.
He’s a Trans-Republican.
oh no- he’s got the rinovirus
I guess you could call him a “Tranniecan.”
Oh another goof that was put on a pedestal here. Will we ever learn? Lol.
As stated in an earlier thread about Crenshaw; Hopefully the good people of Texas see fit to primany this POS and elect a MAGA Representative to that seat.
Well, if he wasn’t testing positive before, he certainly is now after those few years in the super spreader GOP DC Swamp.
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