Hoax Essay on 'Racism' of White Milk Against Black Coffee Wins Praise in Swedish University

Sputnik International ^ | 12/28/2021 | Igor Kusnetsov

[LuigiBonnafini]

Among other things, the essay suggested that white milk takes away the unique properties of black coffee, "domesticates", and "controls" it, making a point about "drink-based colonisation". The author of the essay went on to rhetorically ask readers "what on earth was happening to our bastions of education".

[LuigiBonnafini]

A hoax paper in critical whiteness that problematises the use of white milk in black coffee as racist, has been accepted by Stockholm University and even received some praise. The essay called "Black and white drinks" was written by 27-year-old Arvid Haag and framed as an "account of what happened from the early 20th century in the struggle between coffee and milk".

[Carriage Hill]

Hilarious!
I’d bet Coffee Ice Cream is racist, too.

[glorgau]

This is what happens when white milk oppresses black coffee.

Don’t even get me started on the use of cream.

[Jan_Sobieski]

I believe this was peer reviewed too!

[NWFree]

I go with half&half in my coffee 🤪

[Gahanna Bob]

That’s called Obama.

[Billthedrill]

You can bet that somewhere, probably quite a lot of somewheres, somebody is taking this absolutely seriously. It will be the same somebody who thinks the OK sign really means White Power. If the student had just kept his mouth shut there was probably a PhD in it.

[D Rider]

Racist coffee video

[Flick Lives]

I believe this was peer reviewed too!

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We’re in the age of The Emperor’s New BS. Everyone is afraid to call out anything no matter how absurd.

[dfwgator]

[cuban leaf]

So, the premise is that white is a civilizing force on black?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Waiting until they find out about the pinch of pink salt.

Since it is a "salt of color" from Asia does that mean that it is ok?

Or is that Asian colonialism?

I predict at least two, possibly three more papers.

[libertylover]

Hoax? Hell, things are so screwed up I thought it was real.

[Noumenon]

Oh, let’s not even get started on the subject of brewing methods. A lot of grist for the spiral-eyed crazy mills of academia.

[windsorknot]

I love it when the woke mob get punked. We Shall Overact.

[Reno89519]

I wonder how many kids actually demand chocolate milk to not be racist in today’s climate? I guess I should start drinking chocolate milk to prove I’m not racist.

[Rebelbase]

I personally choose to be a racist white-coffee drinker during the holidays with generous portions of Irish Cream.

All the other days of the year I am a BLM coffee drinker.

[Rebelbase]

Don’t support the oppression of brown cows.

[rlmorel]

Heh, I just watched that movie again last week...the look on the boy’s face...:)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Pressed coffee. Or should I say (O)pressed coffee...

Drip coffee. To call someone a Drip is an insult.

Percolated coffee. To percolate is to embezzle so connecting (black) coffee with crime.

Cowboy coffee. Cowboys carried ropes and as we know every rope is just a noose in waiting.

I can feel a paper coming on!