[Billthedrill]

...none of the infected Belgians have exhibited any severe symptoms – let alone been transformed into bloodthirsty beasts that can only be killed by incineration.

There is no scientific evidence that they have not transformed into bloodthirsty shape-shifters who can only be killed by incineration. You'd only know that if, say, you shot a couple of them and watched as instead of dying they morphed into monsters and ate your head. It's for science.

[Seruzawa]

[drwoof]

Clearly, the only safe and responsible thing to do is immediately incinerate anyone who tests “positive”. Out of an “abundance of caution”...