Don't forget to declare income from stolen goods and illegal activities, IRS says

NBC News / Comcast ^ | December 29, 2021 | by BEN POPKEN

[A child of Yah]

At first I thought Babylon Bee too. But now I’m just shaking my head thinking, I feel like I’m living in bizzaro-world.

Are we in some kind of simulation study project here now in America to see how high our acceptance of governmental nuttiness levels can go???

[gitmo]

What if you stole the presidency?

[Trump Girl Kit Cat]

I had to look twice thought it was the Bee also!! OMG the IRS has become INSANE!! This is hysterically funny!!

[griffin]

Can we still deduct the depreciation from the loot?

[griffin]

or that you lost in boating axedents?

[DannyTN]

Seems like all your crime expenses should be deductible.

• Flights from Columbia.
• Payments to drug mules.
• Legal expenses
• Bribing your local Soros DA and police chief.
• 10% for the big guy.
• Art purchases.
• Orders from Suicide Hotlines
• Kickbacks for purchasing your election equipment
• Bonuses for leaving them hooked up to the internet.

[Freedom56v2]

What if you stole the presidency?

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One of top 10 2021 posts ;)

[BitWielder1]

So a crime wave will increase the GDP?

[griffin]

Rotf!

[PLMerite]

In all honesty, that's not bad. $500k not bad, no. But better than Pollock in my humble opinion.