[dsrtsage]

Now that I think back to when I was in elementary school singing that, I do have vague memories of questionable lyrics...I think I recall...

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg

I think it was discriminatory against chickens

[dfwgator]

I prefer the Robert Goulet version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZADLxuhWnE

[JBW1949]

I remember:

Jingle bells, shotgun shells. The rabbit got away...

Oh what fun it is to ride in a broke down Chevrolet - hey!

[Alas Babylon!]

And discriminatory against men who identify as bats...

[1_Rain_Drop]

"Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg

The first time I heard that was on the Simpsons. Since then, I have a very hard time singing the original lyrics... and that's why "I" do not sing that song.

[packrat35]

My wife’s sanity is doubtful
Eggnog she’s downed a snoutful
And, if she’s hanging off a ledge,

Let her go
Let her go
Let her go

As she’s plummeting to the ground
She rapidly lose your frown
As she hurtles into space
and you know you’ll never have to look at her face

Repeat first chorus
Repeat second chorus

Now go get your first restful sleep in 20 years.

[John Milner]

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg

The Batmobile
Lost a wheel
The Joker got away

[17th Miss Regt]

And from the Vietnam era:

Jingle bells,
mortar shells,
VC in the grass.
Do me a favor and stick Christmas
Right up your *ss...

[Deplorable American1776]

Oh what fun it is to ride in a beat up Chevrolet... 🤓

Yes it needs to go... It is against beat up Dodges, Fords, Hondas, Lexus, Lincolns or any other cars... 🤓

[EvilCapitalist]

Change Batman to Biden.