To: HKMk23
One year, Ole got his wife, Ingrid, a scarf for Christmas.
Needless to say, she was less than thrilled. She told him, "Tomorrow you better come home with a gift for me that goes from 0-200 pretty damn fast."
He bought her a scale.
51 posted on
12/22/2021 4:31:32 PM PST by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
To: Repeat Offender
Funny.
Last I heard, same sorta thing happened to ol’ Boudreaux.
Thibodeaux came ‘round and found him out back in the doghouse, and he told that same story by way of explanation.
54 posted on
12/22/2021 4:43:02 PM PST by
HKMk23
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To: Repeat Offender
Sven: Hey Ole.
Ole: Hey Sven.
Sven: I got a new snowmobile for my wife.
Ole: That’s a good trade if you can get it.
56 posted on
12/22/2021 4:46:03 PM PST by
Seruzawa
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