HUMBUG!
Well they could always move the heck out of super high crime, high murder rate New York City.
Eeeeeeek!
It’s the guy wearing the ladies red underwear as a mask!
Believe it was read earlier there is a shortage
of Santa helpers this Christmas.
This, too, contributes to long lines and tiresome
waiting time.
What is a parent to do? Have the child sit atop
Santa’s desk in order to take a photo? As deer
are ‘supposedly’ carriers of the Chinese flu,
reindeer could do so as well.