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Not satire.
1 posted on 12/17/2021 10:59:28 PM PST by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

Sounds like a bunch of Quidbitches to me 🤪


2 posted on 12/17/2021 11:01:15 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: TigerClaws

No way it has to be!

They’re going to keep the game created from her books but lose the name from her books because it offends them...

But not the game noooo... that’s not tainted!
Insanity


3 posted on 12/17/2021 11:02:19 PM PST by Skywise
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To: TigerClaws
Only government approved thoughts allowed.

What the hell ever happened to Free Speech? Why am I bombarded with all this lib cr**.

4 posted on 12/17/2021 11:06:54 PM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: TigerClaws

They’ll have to rename the field and refer to it as a safe zone. Instead of quidditch balls they can use snowflakes.


5 posted on 12/17/2021 11:09:43 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not a tagline.)
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To: TigerClaws

Bet the highest scoring players on the Women’s Quiditch Team are trans.


6 posted on 12/17/2021 11:14:43 PM PST by Mr. Blond
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To: TigerClaws

Bedknobs and Broomsticks.


7 posted on 12/17/2021 11:16:01 PM PST by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
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To: TigerClaws

Every single person and organization named in this article including the writer and publisher are bat-sh*t crazy.


8 posted on 12/17/2021 11:30:40 PM PST by bakeneko
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To: TigerClaws

How the hell is this game supposed to work? Since, you know...people can’t actually fly around on brooms?


9 posted on 12/17/2021 11:31:51 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: TigerClaws

Hmm...people who believe men are women also believe that Quidditch is real. It does make a very sad sort of sense.


10 posted on 12/17/2021 11:47:40 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: TigerClaws

You are expected to worship whatever the latest sexual minority is. Yesterday it was gays. Today it is trans. Tomorrow it will be child molesters.


11 posted on 12/18/2021 12:00:23 AM PST by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: TigerClaws

How is there real life Quidditch?


12 posted on 12/18/2021 12:10:56 AM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: TigerClaws
I have the perfect name for it: Garbage...

Let's pretend to be flying on a broomstick! What it needs is tackling and hit each other with the sticks. Then I might watch it... 🤓

13 posted on 12/18/2021 2:53:47 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: TigerClaws

Wasn’t there a 20 year anniversary reunion of the Harry Potter series in November but Rowling wasn’t invited?


14 posted on 12/18/2021 3:06:53 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (My favorite word is Tweezer)
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To: TigerClaws

Hide the broomstick?


15 posted on 12/18/2021 3:32:54 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: TigerClaws

they have settled on Sambo Swipe as a good alternative as well as Kike snip, but as of now Sissy Chase is the leading suggestive change.


18 posted on 12/18/2021 5:09:00 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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To: TigerClaws

Real-life quidditch, inspired by the magical game in “Harry Potter,” is changing its name, citing author J.K. Rowling’s “feminism in recent years.”


19 posted on 12/18/2021 5:09:51 AM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: TigerClaws

The number of real people upset at anything JK had to say is staggeringly small. They just have an outsized influence/microphone.


20 posted on 12/18/2021 5:12:47 AM PST by 3RIVRS
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To: TigerClaws

Alternate realities all around.

Men aren’t men and women aren’t women...now quidditch isn’t quidditch.


24 posted on 12/18/2021 6:06:23 AM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: TigerClaws

“anti-trans positions” = pro-reality positions


25 posted on 12/18/2021 6:41:45 AM PST by kanawa ((Securing the 2022/2024 elections is of paramount importance.))
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