Chappelle even did a bit on this genius...
On the other hand, it is a jury trial in a blue city.
The Energizer Funny. He Just keeps going and going and giving. 🤣
His case had more holes in it than Bonnie and Clydes car.
Justice for Juicy!
It’ll get really funny if Kamala Harris and Cory Booker et al. get implicated using this in a conspiracy to help pass the anti-lynching bill
The prosecutors said he will get at most is probation. If he was white and straight it would be hate crimes and 10 years federal jail at minimum.
Lefties (NRO included) all want to treat this as some harmless moronic prank instead of the vicious anti-white, anti Trump smear that it was. Especially given “help” from the likes of Corey Booker and Kamala Harris this easily could have turned into another BLM/Antifa riot.
NRO f’ed up. Dave Chappelle was a popular comedian long before Juicy SmollĂ© entered the scene. The Wayne Brady sketch, Negrodamus, the Niggar family, Clayton Bigsby the Black White Supremacist? C’mon man!
Guilty.
No jail time, community service giving CRT talks to school kids, 6 month probation, deferred judgment, case expunged from his record if he doesn’t get in trouble during probation period. The Long Arm of the Law.
Can the judge order a directed verdict of GUILTY?
I know I should find this crap funny, but I don’t, I find it sad and disturbing that the greatest legal system in the world is being abused to the point of insanity.
As for the Smollett pals testifying against him, they produced a $3,500 check Jussie had written them as advance payment, because the ringmaster of this flea circus was too dumb to understand that cash is the preferred payment method when doing stuff you don’t want others to find out about.
Using Instagram, Smollett advised the brothers that the attack, originally planned for 10 p.m., would have to be put off for a few hours because his flight out of LaGuardia would be delayed. (Right after “only use cash,” in the criminals’ catechism, the next line is, “Never assume a LaGuardia flight will be on time.”)
There's is also an oblique reference to Emily Ratajkowski. As I was unfamiliar, googling the name wasn't unpleasant.
No wonder! They were afraid White people would continue to
donate and ruin their reputation.
Laughing at the clown funny.
But really not funny.
I wonder if that comedian, that ChapL guy ever did a bit on Jussie - bet he made fun of that name, if he did a bit...
Chappelle is taking notes.
It is not often we get such a good laugh.