Race Panic! Stanford investigates “cords with loops that may represent nooses”

Stanford Review ^

[TigerClaws]

It was all b.s. but... they still offer counseling for the people they upset with the b.s.

[SpaceBar]

Reality is giving the Babylon Bee some serious competition.

[Rebelbase]

They want to push it to a point that simply possessing a rope is intent to lynch.

[TigersEye]

Send in two or three dozen FBI agents. It should only take them a couple of weeks to figure out what these cords are.

[Frank Drebin]

[leaning conservative]

I got to the arborist part & assumed the 🐝. Reality, imagine my surprise....

[rktman]

Psssssssttttt. Venetian blinds draw cords.

[reasonisfaith]

This again??!!

Creative imagination has never been a strong point for CIA operatives.

[Altura Ct.]

Lions, Tigers & Bears, Oh my!

[Rurudyne]

No idiocy too idiotic for so-called “progressives” to run with.

[DoughtyOne]

So many snow-flakes. So little time.

It’s years past time to start sending these kids home.

[PghBaldy]

Weren’t the white conspirators involved in the Lincoln plot hanged: https://www.loc.gov/resource/cwp.4a40218/

[DoughtyOne]

Wow, these days you sure are being generous.

Remember, the people at the Capital. They FBI still hasn’t
figure that one out yet.

I don’t think they want to or ever will.

[A strike]

Nooses, seriously? , in All Left California Stanford ?!

As the proto fascist communists that they are, Mona Hicks and Patrick Dunkley are hereby invited to a real noose party

[calljack]

Post a picture so we can all laugh at you.

[alexander_busek]

“To be clear, a noose is a potent symbol of anti-Black racism and violence that is completely unacceptable under any circumstances.”

"Objection, Your Honor! Counsel stating facts not in evidence!"

Now that the "OK" sign has likewise been redefined, post hoc, as a "White Supremacist" sign, anything can be called "racist."

Regards,

[Sequoyah101]

Babylon Bee editor says it is getting harder and harder to find material to satirize since reality is now so warped.

I have a confession. I tie the window shade cords in loops. Does that make me a horrible person?

[A strike]

tru dat,

you white = you rascisss

[4Liberty]

[Peter ODonnell]

Nothing to worry about, these nooses are for hanging white traitors.