Pets keep many people awake. They are why God made basements and sheds.
We couldn’t relegate our pets to basements and sheds, even if they didn’t spend all of their time demonstrating their preeminence in the household.
But when these cats are done, I’m getting me a dog. He will have a nice little bed on the floor -
(As my friend blithely said when she first got her Doberman, who now sprawls all over the bed...)