[marktwain]

The armed robber has been identified as Bernard Peterson.

[BykrBayb]

77 years old and still putting out fires, so to speak. Good job.

[nuconvert]

” he is a retired firefighter.”

And a good shot.

[SaveFerris]

If only the robber had been vaccinated...

[Flick Lives]

The robber pulled out a gun and demanded the elderly man’s stuff, police said.

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You want “stuff”, you got “stuff”. Elderly man complied and gave the robber two bullets.

[EC Washington]

Bernard was a good man - just getting his life together - as soon as he got his GED he was planning to enroll at the University of Chicago Medical School. The Old Man didn’t need to kill him, Bernard just needed some stuff.

[Sans-Culotte]

Sniff...Bernard, we hardly knew ye..

[1Old Pro]

It’s called taking out the trash.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

When the Democrats think they've won, they tend to forget some basic principles in life:

Click here for illustration.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

“I have five dollars for each of you.”

[PGR88]

West Chesterton looks like a decent neighborhood of tidy houses and well-kept lawns, but it isn’t far from some of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago.

[Bonemaker]

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[55Ford]

Here is a recent picture of Bernard.

[SailormanCGA72]

The writer called the 77 year old man ‘elderly’. I take issue with that statement. I have come to the conclusion that elderly means someone 20 years older than me.