Camilla Parker Bowles can’t stop talking about Joe Biden’s ‘long fart’

The NY Post ^ | November 7, 2021 9:38am | Jack Morphet

[conservative98]

President Joe Biden let out a long, loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall at the COP26 summit.

Camilla Parker Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “long fart,” it has been reported.

The pair were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week when the president broke wind, according to an informed source that spoke to The Mail on Sunday.

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the outlet.

“Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.”

Biden met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery, attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson.

Parker Bowles, who has been married to Prince Charles since 2005, was taken aback by the flatulence.

Hours earlier Biden appeared to nod off during opening remarks at the climate change conference.

[SIDENET]

Bet it wasn’t just a fart.

[Alberta's Child]

Ten bucks says Brandon’s fart was carrying some cargo.

[BozoTexino]

LOL. Stealing!

[MtnClimber]

[DPMD]

Married to that geriatric idiot she chose, I’m surprised camilla seems a stranger to farts, given his penchant for the verbal variety..

[pingman]

“I fart in your general direction, English pig-dog!”

[MtnClimber]

LET’S GO BRANDON!!!

[GBA]

“Being the President sure is a tough job … you’re carrying quit a load, sir!”

”Yeah, but it’s in my diaper.”

[Maudeen]

Let’s face it . . .Biden has never been in charge of anything. . . .a puppet for the NWO puppet masters.

[Rummyfan]

His entire public life - which is almost his entire life - has been one long fart.

[Carl Vehse]

Let's Poop, Brandon!

[I want the USA back]

Many of us have been calling him a decrepit old fart.

[MtnClimber]

Biden said he did not hear it and that it did not smell bad.

[Captain Walker]

Joe's reached that age where you can't trust a fart.

If the stories about him dropping a deuce in his pants at the Vatican are true, then this is one lesson he should have learned well by now.

[Hypo2]

Biden thought it was “Camilla Parker Bowels”

So it expressed it…

[Bonemaker]

That was him breathing.

[Puppage]

What an embarrassment

[Trump Girl Kit Cat]

It was probably Joe pooping his diaper!!!

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Usually when we say “shit show” we mean it figuratively. Here not so much.

[rx]

The idea of “long” certainly conveys a social disregard for one’s company. Those even modestly well bred should have learned from their youth to minimize if at all possible something that could easily be taken by those in proximity as an affront.

I’ll bet Xio’s entourage appreciated that a diaper was there to catch the particulates of the “long fart.”

Meanwhile, Xio is unapologetically content to keep chewing his figurative cud, where President GHWB at least quickly left the room after vomiting at a Chinese dinner.