Posted on 10/24/2021 3:55:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
I feel for you. I was 4 days constipated recently, the worst ever in my 67 years on this rock. When that blockage finally started moving, I have NEVER EVER had so much pain without passing out.
Thank God I’m on the downhill slide to my heavenly reward, I wouldn’t want to get pregnant, it might make me rethink my prolife position. Hahaha.
It would be a lot easier to just make it in a 3-D printer. Use a Monkey’s Paw as the raw material...
I knew a guy who thought like that about his left hand after he was involved in a car wreck. He became so tormented he took his life a couple of years later.
“Male Pregnancy: The Greatest Miracle of All”
Male Pregnancy: The Greatest Fraud of All
There, fixed it
Great summary! I’ve wondered some of the same things, and more. Thanks.
From Monty Python’s THE LIFE OF BRIAN, when Stan suddenly wants to become a woman named Loretta and have babies.
FRANCIS: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN: I want to be one.
REG: What?
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It’s my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can’t have babies.
LORETTA: Don’t you oppress me.
REG: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA: crying
JUDITH: Here! I— I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG: What’s the point?
FRANCIS: What?
REG: What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!
FRANCIS: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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SYMBOLIC OF HIS STRUGGLE AGAINST REALITY! Facebook pulled my post about this. That was before I got 30 days in the jail -again.
“REG: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.”
Monty Python was ahead of their time.
Can you catch it off of a toilet seat?
You going to keep it in a box?!
LOL the woke have a strong will of I want to believe every one of them is a legend in their own mind.
Just to be sure, don't . . .
Male pregnancy isn’t even unique to humans. Seahorses also have dads that handle that part.
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