I dunnoh Diana, even though I live in a suburb now, I’m going to channel my inner farmer and say that its probably not a good idea to go naming your food!
Sure it is! The first steer we raised was named, ‘Dinner.’ The second was ‘Supper.’ Now we have ‘Weber.’ Next year, I’m voting for ‘Chuck.’ (Roast)
The key is to give him a VERY good life, which he has, right up until the last second. If you’ve ever seen a Feed Lot, where steer are crowded in shoulder to shoulder on CONCRETE, in the blazing sun and fed grain all day, you’d realize that Weber has it made in the shade.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for Weber’s bucket of warm beer and daily muscle massage. I’m growin’ me some Kobe Beef! ;)
I don’t know what everyone is all worried about. Mother Government has lists at this site of things you should have on hand when disaster (Read: ‘Mother Government’) strikes!
According to her, you only need three days of food and water, some sturdy shoes and games and toys to keep the kids amused while she’s making her way to rescue you!
Kinda laughable, actually...