Man Trained in MMA Staves Off 3 Would-Be Alleged Carjackers

Breitbart ^ | 10/14/2021 | NICK GILBERTSON

[Kartographer]

One of the three men was allegedly able to secure the victim’s keys, but upon entering the car, he realized the vehicle had a manual transmission, which stopped the alleged carjackers dead in their tracks, the sheriff’s office said. Gym goers began to exit the building and assist the victim, helping to end the robbery, but the three men hopped in their own vehicle and allegedly fled the scene.

Deputies were alerted that the alleged suspects’ vehicle was a white Acura with Mississippi plates, the sherrif’s office says. Sgt. R.K. Pinkard observed the vehicle on Garrisonville Road, close to I-95, and attempted to pull the vehicle over, but the alleged suspects sped onto I-95 northbound.

[Kartographer]

Remember now everything in this story only allegedly happened. :-)

[dsrtsage]

Having yet to read the article, can I assume the three people who got their a$$ beat have no identifiable features?

[HYPOCRACY]

It’s a teachable moment for these sons of Obamas.

[Kartographer]

Yes but only allegedly at this time.

[HYPOCRACY]

When endeavouring to carjack, your first outing should always be the parking lot of an MMA gym. If you can do it there, you can move on to a Marine base next to test your mettle.

[ronnie raygun]

I have always dreamed of the old mafia way to stem this tide or electrified door handles if you want to be compassionate

[gundog]

Bravo Mikes

[gundog]

Can’t drive a stick. Can beat you with one, though.

[MaskedMan]

And then there’s this nugget from the story...

”All three were ordered to the ground and told not to run or the K-9 would be deployed. Two of the suspects complied and were handcuffed without incident. The third suspect incorrectly judged his own speed or K-9 Titan’s speed and attempted to run away. This attempt was futile as K-9 Titan was released and apprehended the suspect within 50 yards.”

Gotta love the “...incorrectly judged his own speed...” line!

[HYPOCRACY]

Can anybody under 40 drive stick?

[gundog]

I wonder how many could drive an automatic if you took away the letters and numbers.

[COBOL2Java]

K-9 Titan was released and apprehended the suspect within 50 yards

Good boy, Titan!

[Blennos]

Here is the proper title:

Alleged Man Allegedly Trained in MMA Allegedly Staves Off 3 Would-Be Alleged Carjackers.

This "alleged" stuff has gotten out of control.

Why not simply put a footnote to every story: "This story contains information which may or may not be true."

This would obviate the need to sprinkle "allegedly" throughout the story at random.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Titan for Attorney General!

[Earl43P]

“When endeavouring to carjack, your first outing should always be the parking lot of an MMA gym. If you can do it there, you can move on to a Marine base THAT’S RIGHT NEXT DOOR to test your mettle.”

Fixed it for you. MCB Quantico has a gate @ Onnville Rd. that I use to leave work when I95S is boogered up, <2 miles from that gym.

I appreciate our Stafford Sheriffs Dept.

[silent_jonny]

Why not simply put a footnote to every story: "This story contains information which may or may not be true."

Works for Facebook.

[cyclotic]

When my son was 17, he took my car in for tires. The lady at the shop jumped in the car to drive it in the bay and looked at my son shocked.

He asked if she needed help with the stick shift.

She said “I know how to drive a stick. I’m amazed that you do.

When he was 18, he got his commercial drivers license and at 22 has been driving a 12 speed flatbed semi for the past 3 years.

[MCSETots]

Attempting to steal a car from a MMA trained person.

Car thieves stymied by a manual transmission.

Driving wrong way on a freeway at 98mph.

Trying to outrun a police doggo.

I know there’s a joke in there somewhere . . .

[IYAS9YAS]

I wonder how many could drive an automatic if you took away the letters and numbers.

You mean the PRNDL