[grey_whiskers]

They don't yet realize that raising your eyebrows, and asking menacingly,
"Don't you know WHO -- I -- AM?"

has no effect on a virus.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

True story: I have a good friend in the state of Florida (where I’ll be by the end of the year) who once worked security at an airport — I think it was Dulles. Anyway, he and his partner asked Sam Donaldson — yes, THAT one — to open his suitcase. Sam asked them, “Do you know how I am?” My friend’s partner replied, “Yeah, you’re that obnoxious guy on the Tee Vee!”