[Red Badger]

Never date a girls with tats or piercings......................

[Yo-Yo]

Never date a girls with tats or piercings......................

These days that really cuts down on the options...

As my pastor always says: "Don't smoke, don't drink, don't chew. Don't go out with girls that do."

[JonPreston]

Or a bone in their nose.

[Ouderkirk]

In the halcyon days of my misspent youth, tattoos on women were a tremendous time-saver; allowing me to quickly distinguish between the possible and the probable. Smoking served a similar function; and, regarding a tattooed woman who smoked, it was simply a question of when, not if.

[Jimmy Valentine]

The nose ring looks like a chunk of snot.