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To: JudyinCanada; Impy; proust; Truthoverpower; djstex; lee martell; stevio; lightman; DownInFlames; ...
With inspiration from Impy and Bender2

Was this Larry Elder's idea?

No, it wasn't Linda Ellerbee's idea, it was my idea. Kamala needs to be closer to the Border. Isn't Sacramento near the border?

Shut up old man and eat your meat or you can't have any pudding. I am in charge, it was MY idea. I have a doctorate. I can handle things. I'm smart.

Jill, I know smart...you aren't it.

So Jill gets to go to the Olympics and I go deal with recall boy? I must be the most hated person in this room

I think I got you beat, hon.

Everyone zip it. We can't lose California. Otherwise we need to crank out even more fraud in 2024 than we did in 2020. Does anyone have any better ideas that Harris?

I can help. I have my mask on.

I said help, not hurt.

I can give you a hand.

I got this...after my art sale, I'll be more popular than ever.

Why couldn't you have been the one with the brain tumor? Any ideas, Cocksaki?

I'll have to circle back to you on that one.

How did Bidet confuse my name with that of Larry Elder?

Oh, he's stupid. Pay no attention to Pudding Man. He meant that other great lawyer in LA, Jill Eikenberry.

Oh for crimminy's sake that was my character.

Newsom, I know dumb...you are it.

Ehr, ahh...I wanted to take a moment to her, ah, thank you for appointing my wife to be Embassadah to Austriah. Ehr, ahh she's a smart lawyer and a better swimmah than Mary Jo.

Aren't you dead?

Ehr, ahh...not as dead as the people in California that will re-elect Newsom.

38 posted on 07/21/2021 9:30:42 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: DoodleBob

That was fun. It was like seeing and hearing one of those
Joke Walls on Laugh-In.


40 posted on 07/21/2021 10:14:10 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: DoodleBob

Well done!! 😂 👏🏻 👏🏻


46 posted on 07/22/2021 7:30:54 AM PDT by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation.)
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To: DoodleBob

Hilarious. In the spirit of Bender2, God rest his soul.


48 posted on 07/22/2021 7:02:34 PM PDT by stevio
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To: DoodleBob

Thanks for the ping!

Well that should help ha!

Takes a Zero to help another Zero!
LOL!


49 posted on 07/22/2021 7:07:21 PM PDT by djstex (GOD BLESS YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! THANK YOU!)
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To: DoodleBob

Love the Linda Ellerbee reference!!


50 posted on 07/23/2021 9:27:35 AM PDT by Impy ("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
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To: DoodleBob

That was fun!


51 posted on 07/23/2021 9:30:39 AM PDT by Yaelle
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