Darwin candidate in the making.
1 posted on
07/09/2021 9:07:00 AM PDT by
lightman
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To: lightman
Inquiring minds want to know: was alcohol involved?
To: lightman
Hasn’t he already been punished enough?
40 posted on
07/09/2021 10:23:21 AM PDT by
Fido969
( Sc)
To: lightman
This is one of those little problems that tends to solve itself...
To: lightman
Man. Fireworks. Groin.
What could go wrong?
42 posted on
07/09/2021 10:38:56 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free - Gal. 5:1)
To: lightman
“...Rep. Peter Schweyer, D-Lehigh, and would make consumer-grade fireworks illegal ..”
A banocrat.
43 posted on
07/09/2021 10:49:40 AM PDT by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: lightman
Please send our Florida man back...we miss him.
44 posted on
07/09/2021 10:49:55 AM PDT by
rrrod
(6)
To: lightman
This is what happens when cousins marry.
46 posted on
07/09/2021 10:51:49 AM PDT by
jmacusa
(America. Founded by geniuses . Now governed by idiots.)
To: lightman
My fave are those that try to launch a skyrocket with their butt cheeks holding the stick.
47 posted on
07/09/2021 10:54:16 AM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Do kids in Iceland still play "The Floor Is Lava?")
To: lightman
I’m just here for the comments.😄
51 posted on
07/09/2021 11:04:16 AM PDT by
BiteYourSelf
( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
To: lightman
52 posted on
07/09/2021 11:06:01 AM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: lightman
men should not be allowed to vote....
53 posted on
07/09/2021 11:06:42 AM PDT by
cherry
To: lightman; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; DoodleBob; EveningStar; Gefn; ...
DANG!
(Also possible MG Ping here)
To: lightman
It’s always funny until someone loses a testicle...
To: lightman
Do they say “hold my beer and watch this” is PA or that just a Southern thing?
57 posted on
07/09/2021 12:00:23 PM PDT by
kalee
To: lightman
it’s all fun and games until someone loses a nut...
59 posted on
07/09/2021 12:01:35 PM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: lightman
Maybe I’m just lacking in balls, but I’m stumped.
I try to visualize this, and I come up short.
Can someone with an imagination help me?
Exactly how would someone launch fireworks from his groin in a manner than anyone would think was worth trying?
60 posted on
07/09/2021 12:04:09 PM PDT by
Pollster1
(America is no longer in Claire Wolfe's "awkward stage")
To: lightman
65 posted on
07/09/2021 1:03:21 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: lightman
“Honest, honey, you’ll see fireworks when we do it!”
69 posted on
07/09/2021 3:48:57 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: lightman
And I thought boyhood bottle rocket battles were stupid.
70 posted on
07/09/2021 9:24:17 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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