You don't have to tell me, sir.
Posted on 07/09/2021 9:07:00 AM PDT by lightman
After their 11th child, a [Polish; Irish; Democrat ... you choose] couple decides that's enough as they can't afford a larger house. So the husband goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, we don't want any more kids and neither my wife nor I like birth control. Is there anything else we can do?"
The doctor says, "Well, there's a procedure called a vasectomy we can do, but it's expensive. However, there's another method you can use that will cost only a few dollars." "Great!" says the guy, "What do I need to do?"
The doc says, "Well, you go home, chug a beer, then take one of your M80s left over from July 4th, light it and put it in the empty beer can. Then you hold the can up to his ear and count to 10."
The guy hesitates for a few seconds then says, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to stop us from having more kids."
"How long have I known you? Trust me, this will solve your problem," replies the doctor.
So the guy goes home, chugs a beer, lights an M80, shoves it in the beer can, holds it up to his ear and begins to count on his fingers, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... " at which point he pauses, puts the beer can between his legs and continues counting on his other hand.
“Come on baby light my fire
Light my fire
Light my fire!”
I guess he can join the transgender crowd without the need of the surgeon.
Those crazy Itys.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Honest, honey, you’ll see fireworks when we do it!”
And I thought boyhood bottle rocket battles were stupid.
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