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Pa. man seriously hurt, will be charged after trying to launch firework from his groin: police
Pennlive ^
| 9 July A.D. 2021
| Sarah Cassi
Posted on 07/09/2021 9:07:00 AM PDT by lightman
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Darwin candidate in the making.
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:07:00 AM PDT
by
lightman
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:07:32 AM PDT
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: lightman
They got the state wrong.
To: lightman
"after he attempted to launch a rocket from his groin"
I believe that's classified as a gross misdemeanor.
To: lightman
This is a very eunuch story!
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:12:02 AM PDT
by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: lightman
that’s one way of getting him out of the gene pool.
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:12:04 AM PDT
by
euram
To: lightman
Charlie Sheen is in the news again?
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:12:50 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity.)
To: one guy in new jersey
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:13:44 AM PDT
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: lightman
I feel like this should be a Florida Man story.....
To: lightman
To: lightman
guy had the balls to pull this off.
Case dismissed...
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:17:29 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: lightman
I assume adult beverages were involved?
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:17:46 AM PDT
by
Spirit of Liberty
(Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.)
To: lightman
My first thought was “Isn’t Biden from PA?”
To: lightman
The phrase, “It’s not rocket science” comes to mind.
To: mikey_hates_everything
Laughing & wincing... that’ll leave a mark
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:20:54 AM PDT
by
NativeSon
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:23:20 AM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: lightman
discharging fireworks in violation of Mount Pocono firework ordinancesSo they have an ordinance against shooting fireworks from one's groin?
Sounds like an infringement on our rights of disinfringement. /s
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:23:51 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Vendome
He thought that tiny wick he was lighting was the fuse.
To: lightman
There was a noticable uptick this year in my PA-centric social media feeds of anti-fireworks posts. I just wrote it off as the Karens of the world who have nothing better to do than stay at home and find fault with anyone who dares to live their life sharing scared dog and PTSD soldier memes. There has also been an uptick in “we should change the law in PA” news stories though. It looks like a more coordinated campaign than just memes.
I feel like this problem of people who are inclined to light off explosives in their groins having access to explosives that they can light off in their groins is going to eventually work itself out. Who are we to deny them their destiny?
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posted on
07/09/2021 9:38:35 AM PDT
by
jz638
To: lightman
Stories of this sort invariably begin with the phrase “A Florida man...”. ;-)
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