IKEA unveils LGBTQ-themed sofas -- and the internet has thoughts on its 'bisexual couch'

CNN ^ | 6/30/2021 | Megen C. Hills

[Bon of Babble]

The Swedish retailer said in a press release that it hopes the campaign will honor "the richness and diversity of the 2SLGBTQ+ community," using an expanded acronym that encompasses those identifying as two-spirit, an Indigenous American term for those with both a male and female spirits.

[Bon of Babble]

IKEA's Pride-flag themed couches -- top row: asexual, progress and bottom row: transgender, lesbian:

Ikea's bisexual couch:

Wonder if this will help IKEA's "bottom" line.

[a fool in paradise]

Do they have built in clasps for handcuffs?

[2banana]

Creepy

[Red Badger]

Furniture is racist.....................

[a fool in paradise]

Great, a couch that gropes you in the dark.

[EinNYC]

Who would want to sit on those creepy hands? Best thing to do with that mess is to burn it!

[econjack]

Wow. Is the top-right couch for real...is anyone that gay?

[SMARTY]

Ha! Maybe they’ll partner with ‘Snap on Tools’!!

[Flick Lives]

Great, a couch that gropes you in the dark.

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The IKEA Bidën

[Steve_Seattle]

I had to check to see if this was the Babylon Bee. Predictably, the couches are garish and in bad taste, just like the social movement they are intended to appease.

[Tell It Right]

Do they come with the usual higher rate of domestic abuse that’s rampant in the LGBTQPedo community?

[dfwgator]

Note to self: Don’t eat the meatballs at IKEA.

[Bon of Babble]

Apparently yes:

[Seruzawa]

“”the richness and diversity of the 2SLGBTQ+”

That’s a funny description of disease, violence and early death.

[Rummyfan]

Ugh... Me, I’m just happy today is the thirtieth and in about 12 hours pride month (what the f*** is there to be so proud of anyway?) will be over Thank the Lord.

[Yo-Yo]

Ikea will get the hint when they discover how well these designs sell.

Capitalism at its finest.

[Steve_Seattle]

Today is June 30th. I will update the old, “Thank God it’s Friday” slogan to “Thank God it’s the last day of ‘Pride’ Month”

[KC_Lion]

Still better than the couches from the ‘70’s.

[T.B. Yoits]

The couch is porcelain with a chrome flush handle.

[redshawk]

Biteme has them in the oval office.