Posted on 06/24/2021 7:06:51 PM PDT by DoodleBob
No, you won’t, or you’ll spend the rest of your life in prison.
I didn’t say I’d shoot them with the gun.
Who ???
Step on in, the pitties are hungry.
You can’t LEGALLY shoot them.
“Come and knock on our door...
We’ll be waiting for you.....”
Please do!!!!!!!!!
“There is nothing more anyone on vacation at the Jersey Shore likes better than having someone soliciting them at 9:00 in the morning.”
Hmm.
This brings up a good point.
How do the vax pushers know they are going to a house owned by the person living there vs. someone renting it for the week?
I decided to have some fun: "Oh, I think fracking is a great idea."
The smile left her face. "Why?"
"Because it furthers energy independence and will eliminate wars where our kids blood is shed for oil."
She frowned, and walked away with a curt "thank you."
I was now smiling - "Have a nice day!"
When I worked nights, I left a note on my door not to disturb. The Watchtower ladies came and chose to ignore the note. I answered the door in my underware with my 380 tucked in front. They didn’t come back.
The variant that you can respect.
They’re coming to take me away ha-ha
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho-he-he-ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where live is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats
And they’re coming to take me away ha-ha!
fear the variant.
When one of these souls gets shot or hurt, the press will fan the anti-2nd Amendment flames. Murphy will hold a press conference, crying crocodile tears, and propose horrific anti-gun (and NJ is already pretty anti-gun) and mandatory vaxx legislation.
Stay tuned.
Why are these idiots wearing masks? WTF is the point of an experimental course of gene therapy if you still have to look like an idiot wearing a mask?
"That's some variant, that Variant 357," he said.
"It's the best there is," agreed Doc Daneeka.
They breathe out the other end, and they're all commando underneath their pants.
Poll: Majority of Vaccinated Democrats Still Wearing Masks 'As Often As Before' CDC Guidelines
That’s when we fight
Yes. We need to be smarter. I hope we can be.
That’s a good one.
It’s not easy to come up with stuff on the spur of the moment. My hat is tipped to you.
You need to think of the corollary to those who would want to talk people into getting vaxxed and post it so others can steal it.
Let me try:
Me: “Oh, I have Assochondrophibia and only have a month to live anyway. I’m afraid my life insurance policy won’t pay out if I get a vax that is only approved for emergency use and I want to make sure my kids can pay off this beautiful house.”
Them: “But don’t you want to protect others?”
Me: “Aren’t they protected if they are vaxxed? I mean, it does work, doesn’t it?”
Them: “Um, well, um. Variants, there could be variants.”
Me: “I’m not going to live long enough to get or give variants. Now please stop wasting one of my last nice evenings and be on your way.”
You can probably come up with better.
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