Cringe: Mark Zuckerberg Posts Video of Himself Throwing Spear with Ear Protectors On

Bretbart ^ | June 8, 2021 | Alana Mastrangelo

[headstamp 2]

Cultural appropriation. Zuck is a racist spear chucker.

[OftheOhio]

The comments at Breitbart were brutal. One person called him suckaturd, lol.

[napscoordinator]

A billionaire dork. Can you imagine having that kind of loot. He deserves it for working so hard in his younger years, but dang.

[Avalon Memories]

So the world is controlled by certifiable loons with outsized egos who happened to luck into technical/internet innovations.

[RetiredTexasVet]

No, I would suspect he is that dumb ... he wasn’t born that way, he had to work at it.

[Dr. Sivana]

Please go into the wood’s on the opening day of deer season.

And here's a nice brown coat with built-in headmounted wifi antennae you can wear!

[NonValueAdded]

He didn’t want to hear the screams of the goalie

[Metrobank]

Something about his hair cut that reminds me of Roman Emperors near the end of Rome.

[Honorary Serb]

From whom? Paleolithic hunter-gatherers?

UGH!!!!

[DownInFlames]

Beat me to it. Wimp comes to mind.

[Chode]

it plays a recording telling him how good and strong and virile he is and doggoneit, people like him!

power of positive thinking:i think i can, i think i can...

[apocalypto]

Makes sense.

[Old Grumpy]

LOLOL!

[binreadin]

Could those be headphones because he’s listening to something?

[Old Grumpy]

>>What a doofus! Everyone knows you’re supposed to wear snow shoes!<<

LOL! I’m so glad I opened this post. Thursday night’s funnies.

[AFreeBird]

Wear brown

[Starstruck]

Just one of the child billionaires who are destroying the Republic.

[zeugma]

I bet you Zuckerberg had on hearing protection because he was shooting a firearm, but didn't want to ruin his lib credentials with a photo. Then, he forgot to take off the protection for the spear footage.

Either that or he's a refugee from planet x

[sageburn]

I’m sorry, I’m laughing so hard trying to type this. If you took the testosterone the Zuck needed for his “spear-chucking” and added it to what Obama needed for his “first-pitch” you might have enough to form a benign cyst in the scrotum of an hermaphrodite frog.

[DoodleBob]

Yeah. I thought that, too. I hiked part of the Appalachian Trail and I didn't need a permit.

Did he need a permit from the Board? Directors don't like it when the founder engages in risky sports activities. For Facebook, that'd include putt-putt.