Cringe: Mark Zuckerberg Posts Video of Himself Throwing Spear with Ear Protectors On

Bretbart ^ | June 8, 2021 | Alana Mastrangelo

[DoodleBob]

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg posted videos of himself on Monday throwing spears at wooden targets, and shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins. The social media Master of the Universe inexplicably wore hearing protection when throwing spears.

“I have a very particular set of skills…” Zuckerberg wrote in a Facebook caption that featured a video of himself throwing a spear at a wooden target in slow motion. The CEO wore hearing protection to throw spears normally associated with firearms.

In another caption of a slow-motion video of him shooting a bow and arrow at bowling pins, the Facebook CEO wrote, “If I were an Avenger, pretty sure I’d be Hawkeye.”

While it remains unclear why and where these particular videos were taken, Zuckerberg mentioned in another Facebook post a few days earlier that he wanted to hike a trail, but was unable to obtain a hiking permit.

“A trail I wanted to hike is out of hiking permits, but has plenty of hunting permits available,” Zuckerberg wrote. “That’s basically saying: look, you can’t walk here unless you also bring a bow and arrow. So I guess we’re doing this.”

[BillyBonebrake]

King Dork

[Track9]

He thinks he’s doing down to earth kunta kinte stuff. But he is completely lost.

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

Didn’t you know that Mark can throw a spear at super sonic speeds?

Gotta have ear protection.

5.56mm

[for-q-clinton]

He’s giving dorks a bad name.

[Salamander]

And this is why I hang out with hillbillies and bikers.

[HombreSecreto]

Must be auditioning for the next Napoleon Dynamite movie.

[Old Yeller]

Give him a break. At least he wasn’t wearing a mask.

[NohSpinZone]

Gayer than Gay Lamar

[allendale]

He probably compulsively and unconsciously picks his ears with sharp objects.

[glorgau]

It’s the sonic boom they make when thrown really fast.

[hoe_cake]

so self-important.

[rey]

He has mad bowstaff skills too.

[Leep]

He should go hunting with dick Chaney sometime

[School of Rational Thought]

Mark Spearchuckerberg

[Enlightened1]

What a putz...

[Governor Dinwiddie]

What a doofus! Everyone knows you're supposed to wear snow shoes!

[rktman]

Nope. In ha-wah-ii. Maybe he and his buddy obxxx can have a throwing contest. Battle of the pansys. The twang from the bow was just brutal. 😕🐂💨💩

[CivilWarBrewing]

PsyOps, 101. Let me translate. He is in fear for his life, as well he should be. He is enemy #1 for having helped STEAL the election away from Trump.

Rot in Hell, Pajama Boy.

[Vision]

Now done with manipulating elections it’s on to play time.

[SaxxonWoods]

CANCEL the Spearchucker. Cultural appropriation.