Don't be a dumb cluck. Send your chicken a nice bouquet of flowers instead.
Smoochies!! to Dr. Grouchy over at NIMH whose lips are sealed on this latest one.
Trying to turn us guys into homo’s by not kissing chicks.
Poultry can carry salmonella germs even if they look healthy and clean.
Uhhh,, Duhhh.
CDC & FDA - two sides of the same patently unconstitutional coin of the now totalitarian federal government.
Tear down the unconstitutional portion of the federal government!!!!!
The long running Laugh-In gag was chicken jokes.
If I could do HTME (like normal 21st Century people) I could send the following cover story:
Please, no chicken jokes! They are foul. Thank God It’s Fry Day.
Featuring Colonel Sanders and JoAnn Worley on the cover of Laugh-In Magazine, March 1969
They often said something was as difficult as trying to kiss a chicken on the lips.
(CDC) has urged people to refrain from kissing live poultry amid an outbreak of salmonella...
Sex without kissing is not very romantic.
She has 30 of them and hugs and kisses them.
Chicken enthusiast responds to new CDC guidance on kissing chickens
Just sounds like the CDC are giving people advice that everyone will follow, because really, how many people kiss chickens? DOH!!!
This is a difficult thing to ask of chicken lovers after a moment of intimacy. The least you can do is kiss them and tell you will respect them in the morning. I just think this is going too far and the whole world is crazy. Am I way out of line here?
My kids just about wore the feathers off of one of our chickens playing with it. There was not a more spoiled chicken anywhere on the planet. Never got sick from it though.
I hear that diarrhoea is pretty serius.
This warning is on the order of do not store gasoline in plastic bags.
As a poster said earlier in this thread, half the gov agencies are useless and the states could do a better job. I kinda think that’s what the founders of this nation believed. If it’s not directly mentioned in the Constitution, then it’s a state responsibility. We’ve allowed federal overreach to get to the point of total dictatorship with some of the stupidest crap coming from it imaginable.
I kiss and snuggle with my Labrador Retriever, but I would draw the line with chickens.
Well dang it...there go my Saturday night plans. (Sigh...)
“Don’t kiss or snuggle the birds, as this can spread germs to your mouth and make you sick,”
But if you do...wear a mask.- Dr. Fauci/sarc
If you choke your chicken...wear a mask. - Dr. Fauci.
CDC comes out with another chickensh-t advisory .... now you see why no one has ever accused the CDC of being smart or scientific.
And while you’re at it, try not to stick your goods into a garbage disposal while it’s running.
But I can kiss my iguana and let the kids play with fruit bats, right?
To be really safe, also avoid kissing salmon.