Jeffrey Epstein prison guards admit to falsifying records

AP ^ | 5/21/21 | Michael Balsamo

[JonPreston]

WASHINGTON (AP) - The two Bureau of Prisons workers tasked with guarding Jeffrey Epstein the night he killed himself in a New York jail have admitted they falsified records, but they will skirt any time behind bars under a deal with federal prosecutors, authorities said Friday.

[mac_truck]

Have they ever apologized for being useful idiots or nah?

Nah...they've moved on to gaslighting the weak minded using the VAERS public database.

They're kooks and grifters, that's all.

[robowombat]

Evil is correct. People who think like the KGB.

[CJ Wolf]

Possible rats on boss, just a deal. They were just following orderS. Now those up know.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“admitted they falsified records, “

That could mean anything. Did they just walk around 9 times instead of the 10 they were supposed to? Not a big deal.

Or did they falsify something much more important and sinister?

[EvilCapitalist]

It’s the famous Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli!

[Chode]

so this was a nightly practice??? or did somebody tell them to screw off?

[Beowulf9]

How the hell do they do these things?

[Beowulf9]

It’s pretty well known. It came out in 2019. The thing that is NOT known is who paid them off? And what was the EXACT story behind why.

Inquiring minds wanna know.

[JonPreston]

Beats the hell out of me, but in a normal world their immediate supervisors would be in deep sushi.

[Fightin Whitey]

....would be required to fully cooperate with an ongoing probe by the Justice Department’s inspector general

"They said ongoing probe, man"...

Heh! heh! heh!

[Gay State Conservative]

Yes,that's certainly possible.

[Tallguy]

How convenient for the higher ups. A sweet plea deal with ‘deferred prosecution’ which means if either guard starts talking out of school... WHAM! Fast prosecution, followed by a conviction and a deep-dark hole.

[gas_dr]

You missed a great joke — You can smell the stink on this all the way to Uranus.

[broken_clock]

FRiend I’m guessing it’s reversed video :-)

[TChad]

The guards did what they were supposed to do.

Let' see if they retire in southern France.

[CJ Wolf]

Thanks. At least some people are open to possibilities. Theyhosed likely don’t know much.

[CJ Wolf]

I heard the one guy prefers the Phillipines.

[CJ Wolf]

They were told to sod off on that day and what to write down. Just my gut opinion based on the story. Hope they sang but then again. Who is in charge?

[Chode]

or did they tell them NOT to do their rounds at a certain time?

that is really my question, were they lazy or following orders

[frank ballenger]

One mistake will be that when a dopey guard was told to bring a daily paper to the cell as “Bring Epstein the news” he thought it meant “bring Epstein the noose.” Oh, well.