I went to Home Depot and spent three mimes trying to find my car. I was just on the verge of reporting it stolen when I realized that I was at Home Depot and had parked on the other end of the lot. Fifteen minutes earlier I had been at Lowes and their layouts are so similar that I got utterly confused, thinking I was still at Lowe’s!
‘I went to Home Depot and spent three mimes trying to find my car.’
I’m guessing those spent mimes had nothing to say in the matter...