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COVID Anal Swabs for Beijing Residents More Accurate, Says Chinese Expert
Newsweak ^
| 1-26-21
| JOHN FENG
Posted on 01/26/2021 6:29:40 PM PST by dynachrome
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Step right up! Mare Pete is first in line.
To: dynachrome
They’ll need a heck of a marketing campaign if they want that to catch on in the States.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:31:11 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(I'm sorry the Q thing didn't work out. We were wrong about that.)
To: dynachrome
Adam Schiff raises hand “I want to be tested”
Its bad enough the nose swab up to the freakin brain, but now an anal probe basically, HELL NO! I’ll take my chances with the damn virus
To: dynachrome
Well..... that gives spread em a whole new meaning.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:31:17 PM PST
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: dynachrome
Bend over and spread em.😳
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:31:33 PM PST
by
BiteYourSelf
( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
To: dynachrome
The Jokes almost write themselves
To: dynachrome
What kind of shit are they trying to pull?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:32:00 PM PST
by
Old Yeller
(Nana Pelosi is a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples. Thus the slurred speaking.)
To: bigdaddy45
“Jokes almost write themselves”
I had to restrain myself.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:32:36 PM PST
by
dynachrome
("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
To: Old Yeller
“What kind of shit are they trying to pull?”
Or push.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:33:14 PM PST
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Yaaah, drive thru rectal swabbing, ummmm, no. Crappy job to boot.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:36:36 PM PST
by
drSteve78
(Je suis deplorable. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE)
To: dynachrome; fatima; Fresh Wind; st.eqed; xsmommy; House Atreides; Nowhere Man; PaulZe; brityank; ...
Seriously.
There is a lot of REAL science indicating that COVID—like cruise ship noroviruses—is spread primarily be fecal to oral transmission.
Let that sink in.
Remember about a year ago when there were a few quickly buried stories about communities in the New England states that were going to start testing sewerage for COVID?
Let that sink in.
Now consider this: In many States (Pennsylvania and Ohio for sure) the mask mandates are explicit that those in restaurants MUST wear a mask INTO THE RESTROOM where of course that cloth will absorb all toilet odors and other zhit.
Let that sink in.
Then the patron MUST wear the zhit laden mask back into the restaurant so that with every exhale the patrons innocently eating pancakes can get a dose of the restroom zhit.
Let that sink in.
Still hungry?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:36:57 PM PST
by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: dynachrome
More accurate, they claim? Facebook needs to assign their fact checkers to personally determine the veracity of every one of these anal swabs.
To: bigdaddy45
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:37:18 PM PST
by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
To: dynachrome
Oh my, where do I thine up?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:37:20 PM PST
by
Eddie01
To: dynachrome
Oh. I thought the tester was referring to the Seventh Planet.
To: drSteve78
Will mooning come back into vogue?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:38:23 PM PST
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: dynachrome
I did a drive up covid test last spring on a cold day.
Not sure I would use that service?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:39:13 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: dynachrome
Could the Onion or Babylon Bee have written a better piece?
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:39:23 PM PST
by
Ymani Cricket
( "Pressure Makes Diamonds" ~General Patton)
To: dynachrome
The Aliens have landed. Let the butt probing begin.
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:39:29 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: LastDayz
Who’s been shedding Covid over here?
Go to the shedhouse...
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posted on
01/26/2021 6:40:23 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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