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Sheriff, report: Naked Florida man stole, crashed sheriff’s office cruiser
wfla ^
| 01/22/2021
Posted on 01/22/2021 3:33:27 PM PST by devane617
Edited on 01/22/2021 5:14:00 PM PST by Jim Robinson.
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Officials say a naked Florida man has been arrested after stealing what news footage showed to be a marked Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office cruiser and crashing it.
The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office says 22-year-old Joshua Shenker was arrested after Thursday’s crash and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and other counts.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: ap; chat; chatforum; copyrightviolation; excerpt; floridaman; localnews; naked; pp
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Naked Florida Man strikes again...
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:33:27 PM PST
by
devane617
To: devane617
At a minimum he needs to go to remedial driving school....
To: devane617
Biden's Fault...
If the Dems say it was Trump's fault, why not say Biden's Fault... 😀
To: nascarnation
To: devane617
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:36:57 PM PST
by
deport
To: devane617
This thread is better-off without pictures.
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:37:09 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
To: deport
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:37:22 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
To: devane617
Gonna need to have the upholstery cleaned.
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:46:57 PM PST
by
Flick Lives
(“ Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: devane617
Oh Florida Man, you never let us down!
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:48:22 PM PST
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: devane617
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posted on
01/22/2021 3:50:02 PM PST
by
nevergore
(I have a terrible rash on my covfefe....)
To: nascarnation
Florida Man strikes again!
To: Deplorable American1776
ST. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. of DelaWare!'s Fault.. Joe and his Hoe's fault!
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:01:36 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Law & order took the last train out of DC and America on election/coup/night, Tues., Nov. 03, 2020!)
To: nascarnation
Dang, I tried to find the ‘It’s Florida Man’ intro song from the Dana Loesch radio show....Would be appropriate here. I miss her show, they took it off here. She’s my #1 girl crush.
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:03:26 PM PST
by
Pigsley
To: devane617
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:04:37 PM PST
by
RummyChick
(To President Trump: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3923111/posts)
To: devane617
Officers noticed Shenker had road rash after the crash and he
was taken to a hospital to be checked out, authorities said.
Shenker was being held on $4,011 bail.
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Gotta watch out for that road rash
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:07:53 PM PST
by
deport
To: devane617
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:08:58 PM PST
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: devane617
Florida Man could make killing in movie and book rights to his life story with all these crazy weekly exploits.
To: BiglyCommentary
Almost as good as the Darwin Awards.
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:10:22 PM PST
by
Texas resident
(Biden is China's bitch)
To: devane617
The husband come home early?
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:11:20 PM PST
by
ryderann
To: Pigsley
Dana Loesch is on Pluto TV.
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posted on
01/22/2021 4:13:36 PM PST
by
lizma2
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