Posted on 01/18/2021 11:42:37 AM PST by Oatka
A U.S. Coast Guard crew from Station Key West have recovered a floating tiki hut bar that was reported stolen near in the Florida Keys
Unsurprisingly, the person aboard showed signs of intoxication and he was taken into custody by Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.
Officials said the vessel was located near Hawk’s Channel.
Local reports say the man was found slumped over the wheel of the charter tiki hut at 8 a.m. on Wednesday, giving you an indication of how rough his night was.
The boat is owned Cruisin’ Tiki Key West, which offers the boats up for charter for BYOB booze cruises.
“A little tiki excitement today which was slightly more eventful than your typical tiki cruise,” the company wrote in a Facebook post. Thankfully ‘The Squeaky Tiki’ was returned with only minimal damage.
I remember Sanibel with dirt roads..wonderful
He had been drinking? Seriously?
Well yea, smile
Yep...Fla sucks. I’d never come here if I were you. I can’t wait to get out.
I want one, about 20x that size though ..
along with my drone-port idea..
Awesome!
No waves - gotta have waves for boogieboarding.
After Biden takes office, I may start drinking more.
He was cited for not being a licensed bar pilot
Sounds like a tourist to me
“So why did you call us to arrest this drunk guy living it up on a stolen Tiki Bar?”
“Well - you’re wild life officers aren’t you?”
I used to call Florida the #1 deadbeat dad destination of America.
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