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Federal Grant: $6.9 Million to Develop 'Smart Toilet' That Identifies Your 'Analprint'
CNS News ^
| December 28, 2020
| Michael W. Chapman
Posted on 01/01/2021 4:24:51 PM PST by artichokegrower
In his latest report on federal government waste, a project he completes every year, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) highlights $54.7 billion in government spending that he deems wasteful. Among the items noted this year is the creation of a $6.9 million "smart toilet," which operates with three cameras, one of which can identify a user's "analprint."
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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: didyousearch
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I ain’t using no damn toilet that has a camera in it
To: artichokegrower
Yeah...but can it tell an ass from an elbow?
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:26:10 PM PST
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:26:30 PM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Potemkin Joe - Everything about him is fake)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:27:58 PM PST
by
EEGator
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:28:27 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: artichokegrower
I want a Ferguson, just like the one Al Bundy had.
BA-WOOOOSH! Now that’s a Man’s Flush!
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:28:46 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: artichokegrower
And we thought sitting on the copier was just a fad........................
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:30:09 PM PST
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: artichokegrower
I smell a meme coming on...
FBI: We're watching your *ss...
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:33:19 PM PST
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: artichokegrower
Will that be used as an addition to finger and thumbprints?
I can see the need for when you apply for a “sensitive position” in government. After all they need an image of your personal “sensitive position”.
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:33:35 PM PST
by
Reily
To: gov_bean_ counter
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:33:49 PM PST
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: artichokegrower
The Love Toilet: Because when you’re in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity.
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:35:00 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:35:05 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: artichokegrower
What kind of person conceives of “analprints”?
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:37:44 PM PST
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
To: artichokegrower
2021 will be the year government got literal about getting up our ass!
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:40:34 PM PST
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
To: polymuser
May have to use it soon to open your iPhone
To: artichokegrower
My hemorrhoids are gonna make it difficult for them to get a true print...depending on whether I used Prep H or not.
Just thought I’d hang that out there for consideration.
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:44:20 PM PST
by
moovova
To: artichokegrower
Ain’t nothin’ private anymore. Even your privates ain’t private.
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:44:27 PM PST
by
dforest
(RATS are criminals and frauds. Hide anything that belongs to you. They will steal it.)
To: polymuser
Some prick of a bureaucrat that made it up to the top floor. “Higgins! You're into technology stuff right!? I think somebody is coming up from the second floor and using our bathroom - and he NEVER flushes!”
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:45:17 PM PST
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
To: artichokegrower
First time someone craps on top of your smart toilet you’ll disable that feature.
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:49:09 PM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: artichokegrower
How can anyone here object to supplying our specops guys with this high-speed gear?
The ability to analprint any domestic rightwing terrorist and use an Israeli smart gun to sodomize said self-proclaimed ‘patriot’ right then and there.
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posted on
01/01/2021 4:50:33 PM PST
by
bakeneko
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