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‘Twas the Night Before the Electoral College Would Meet
Dec 14, 2020 | By 11th_VA with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore

Posted on 12/14/2020 3:55:55 AM PST by 11th_VA

‘Twas the night before the electoral college would meet,

At the DNC,

All was sweet.

the illegal ballots were stuffed, in their boxes with care,

knowing the Supreme Court, just wouldn’t dare.

The Biden’s were nestled, all snug in their beds,

while reruns of ‘West wing’, dance in their heads.

And my wife in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When suddenly on Twitter, there occurred such a clatter

I sprang from the bed, to see what was the matter.

Away to the Computer I flew like a flash,

Opened the browser, and surfed with a dash.

On Newsmax, On Fox, On FreeRepublic, and others,

ABC, CBS, all were aflutter.

For, what to my wondering eyes did appear?

A Hunter Biden subpoena, after over a year.

“taxes he evaded” ... “investigations now four”,

(Wasn’t this the story, Twitter buried before?)

Then suddenly it occurred, who was the leaker;

Kamala Harris, that little ol’ sneaker.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her dimples how merry!

Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,

And copied the laptop; then turned with a jerk

As She sprang from her chair, to her team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard her exclaim, as she drove out of sight,

We’ll give Biden a week, Then we’re back in the fight!


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1 posted on 12/14/2020 3:55:55 AM PST by 11th_VA
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To: 11th_VA

Comrade! Very funny but clearly you have committed thought crime. Bring warm clothes and a shovel. The train to the reeducation camp leaves soon!


2 posted on 12/14/2020 4:11:15 AM PST by Nateman (Democracy dies with vote fraud darkness.)
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To: 11th_VA
I think after today the whole situation changes, it's time for the federal marshals to seize all the Dominion voting machines.
3 posted on 12/14/2020 5:45:06 AM PST by harley45racer (Release the Kraken)
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To: Nateman

.........don’t know about you but the train to the re-education camp will by my Lexington/Concord day! As a famous man once said........”give me liberty or give me death”....


4 posted on 12/14/2020 7:24:08 AM PST by Cen-Tejas
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