[Clemenza]

YOUR history? Is your last name “Perez” or “Hernandez” and a descendants of imperial Spanish colonists?

It’s amazing how many of my fellow “Amurcans” fail to realize that Columbus sailed for Spain, never set foot in what became the 50 states, and was a criminal per the Spanish crown.

[Tzimisce]

Yes.

My history.

Get over yourself.

[Tzimisce]

Columbus was actually a Genoan.

So if you want to be technical (and it sounds like you do), you’d have to be Italian to claim Columbus.