Federal government 'suggestion': Men, no more than one drink per day

American Thinker ^ | November 24, 2020 | David Williams

[skimbell]

Politicians locked us in our homes for months on end, well beyond the initially proposed two-week public period to "flatten the curve." They put iron fists on churches, restaurants, and small businesses while allowing strip clubs and state-owned alcohol stores to remain open. They've even tried to bait us into canceling our standard Thanksgiving and Christmas...

[skimbell]

And now for something completely different...

[Red Badger]

Whisky Rebellion 2.0 coming up!..................

[BipolarBob]

Now what did I do with my 4 liter party mug?

[dfwgator]

Ok!

[unixfox]

The Federal Government can kiss my Rebel ass.

[Fido969]

There is no such thing as “one drink” with me. That’s why I have NO drinks.

[BipolarBob]

Federal “suggestion”: Sex is to be restricted to once every 10 days or less.

[southernindymom]

hahaha

[BipolarBob]

Federal “suggestion”: No more than 10 ounces of meat in a week.

[BipolarBob]

One cigarette a day.

[trebb]

Been there - 32 years of living instead of staggering through the day.

[BipolarBob]

Gasoline rationing coupons after showing need for travel.

[PROCON]

Federal “suggestion”: No more than 10 ounces of meat in a week.

And get in the meat ration line early before they run out.

[calljack]

Men:
Drink what you want.
Federal government:
No more than one ‘suggestion’ per day.
There.
I fixed it.

[P-Marlowe]

We’ve gone from Nanny State to Mommy State.

Don’t forget your sweater and golashes.

[Jeff Chandler]

Sex is to be restricted to once every 10 days or less.

[insert joke here]

[skimbell]

I've always said it as...one was too many and a hundred wasn't enough.

[calljack]

Thats what she said

[Right Brother]

Federal “suggestion”: Sex is to be restricted to once every 10 days or less.

For most married men, is that considered infrequent?

[BipolarBob]

I love being talked down to by the gubmint.