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Santa Claus is ‘immune’ to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci
nypost ^ | 11/20/2020 | Lia Eustachewich

Posted on 11/20/2020 8:52:14 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27

Santa will be spreading lots of joy — not COVID-19 — when he visits millions of homes this Christmas.

That’s because Kris Kringle is immune to coronavirus, according to the nation’s top infectious disease expert.

“Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity,” Dr. Anthony Fauci told USA Today.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: coronavirus; covid; covid1984; fakefauci; fauci; immune; santa
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To: FirstFlaBn

Black Santa was shot years ago while giving presents to a black family in Oakland. The man who did it told the cops he thought it was some Hollywood celebrity dressed as Black Santa wanting to molest his children so it was self defense. Charges were never pressed.


21 posted on 11/20/2020 9:26:42 AM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

It’s pretty easy to imagine fauci holding Santa captive in pelosi’s dungeon most of the year while continually testing an assortment of substances with repetitious exposures to an assortment of virus strains. There’s no question in my mind demRATs consider Santa to be expendable.


22 posted on 11/20/2020 9:33:04 AM PST by clearcarbon
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To: null and void; AFB-XYZ

Honestly, it probably could be streamed on pay per view tv these days were she to ply her craft of “s & m staplegun play”.
If she could be convinced to attend Fauci, it would be worth the laughs.


23 posted on 11/20/2020 9:35:42 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: Darksheare

I want a cut!

Ummmm, let me rephrase that...


24 posted on 11/20/2020 9:36:40 AM PST by null and void (Rob a bank or steal an election, and get caught, do you get to keep the money or the votes?)
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To: null and void

Ha! That’ll be one new keyboard, please. :-)


25 posted on 11/20/2020 9:41:41 AM PST by AFB-XYZ (Option 1 -- stand up. Option 2 -- bend over.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

What about all those parents who’ve said Santa isn’t coming anymore because the COVID got him? They were gonna save a crap-ton on presents.

(Evil, I know.)


26 posted on 11/20/2020 9:46:42 AM PST by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

But I bet the reindeer are super spreaders. Besides I’m sure chimneys are stopped up by Governors orders to keep out COVID.


27 posted on 11/20/2020 9:58:18 AM PST by The Great RJ ("Socialists are happy until they run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatche)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

The people who care about the spirit of Christmas, including Santa, aren’t listening to this moron. The Godless liberals aren’t going to tell their kids any of this, because they don’t believe in Christmas in the same way that Christians do.


28 posted on 11/20/2020 10:01:39 AM PST by rarestia (Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
He's as insane as the "Rona Destroyer" kook in Chicago.


29 posted on 11/20/2020 10:13:20 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I wouldn’t be surprised in Faux-Xi actually believes in Santa Claus.

Maybe he’s confused with Klaus Schwab with the Great Reset.


30 posted on 11/20/2020 10:31:04 AM PST by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism. )
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To: ChicagoConservative27

So... Santa is immune but not Jesus Christ himself?


31 posted on 11/20/2020 10:32:06 AM PST by GeorgianaCavendish (If you saw Atlas,... what would you tell him? To Shrug.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I’ll give this little bit of insouciance to Dr. Fauci. It’s a bit of harmless fun.


32 posted on 11/20/2020 10:32:19 AM PST by glorgau
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To: Darksheare

Completely agree !!! :-)


33 posted on 11/20/2020 10:42:20 AM PST by AFB-XYZ (Option 1 -- stand up. Option 2 -- bend over.)
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To: Ebenezer

I identify as Santa. I’m immune and don’t need to wear a mask. Prove me wrong now mask Nazis.


34 posted on 11/20/2020 11:10:42 AM PST by Billie Bud
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To: ChicagoConservative27
There will be a little something nice in your stocking this year,doc. Greyhound Gifts - T-Shirts, Art, Posters & Other Gift ...
35 posted on 11/20/2020 11:14:01 AM PST by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: Billie Bud

“I identify as Santa.”

Hey, if the claim worked for Kris Kringle in the original version of “Miracle on 34th Street”, it can work for you.


36 posted on 11/20/2020 12:51:48 PM PST by Ebenezer (Strength and Honor!)
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To: Red Badger

Good one!


37 posted on 11/20/2020 6:53:03 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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