Posted on 11/20/2020 8:52:14 AM PST by ChicagoConservative27
Santa will be spreading lots of joy — not COVID-19 — when he visits millions of homes this Christmas.
That’s because Kris Kringle is immune to coronavirus, according to the nation’s top infectious disease expert.
“Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity,” Dr. Anthony Fauci told USA Today.
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Black Santa was shot years ago while giving presents to a black family in Oakland. The man who did it told the cops he thought it was some Hollywood celebrity dressed as Black Santa wanting to molest his children so it was self defense. Charges were never pressed.
It’s pretty easy to imagine fauci holding Santa captive in pelosi’s dungeon most of the year while continually testing an assortment of substances with repetitious exposures to an assortment of virus strains. There’s no question in my mind demRATs consider Santa to be expendable.
Honestly, it probably could be streamed on pay per view tv these days were she to ply her craft of “s & m staplegun play”.
If she could be convinced to attend Fauci, it would be worth the laughs.
I want a cut!
Ummmm, let me rephrase that...
Ha! That’ll be one new keyboard, please. :-)
What about all those parents who’ve said Santa isn’t coming anymore because the COVID got him? They were gonna save a crap-ton on presents.
(Evil, I know.)
But I bet the reindeer are super spreaders. Besides I’m sure chimneys are stopped up by Governors orders to keep out COVID.
The people who care about the spirit of Christmas, including Santa, aren’t listening to this moron. The Godless liberals aren’t going to tell their kids any of this, because they don’t believe in Christmas in the same way that Christians do.
I wouldn’t be surprised in Faux-Xi actually believes in Santa Claus.
Maybe he’s confused with Klaus Schwab with the Great Reset.
So... Santa is immune but not Jesus Christ himself?
I’ll give this little bit of insouciance to Dr. Fauci. It’s a bit of harmless fun.
Completely agree !!! :-)
I identify as Santa. I’m immune and don’t need to wear a mask. Prove me wrong now mask Nazis.
“I identify as Santa.”
Hey, if the claim worked for Kris Kringle in the original version of “Miracle on 34th Street”, it can work for you.
Good one!
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