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1 posted on 11/09/2020 1:54:35 PM PST by Vendome
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All turkeys must be tested for Covid before they’re cooked.


2 posted on 11/09/2020 1:56:40 PM PST by kaehurowing
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sheeeesh I wish these people would just shut up. control freak lunatics run this state.


7 posted on 11/09/2020 2:07:11 PM PST by klb99 (I now understand why the South seceeded)
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Make sure all your Thanksgiving guests are wearing their masks.


     


Your turkey itself, will NOT be required to wear a mask, just as long as its head is removed.   (That same rule applies to all your Thanksgiving guests, as well.)

10 posted on 11/09/2020 2:19:17 PM PST by Songcraft
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Sieg Heil!!

The Furor has spoken!!

Sieh Heil!


11 posted on 11/09/2020 2:23:56 PM PST by eyeamok
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“Santa Clara County Health Officer...”

If I want any crap out of you I’ll squeeze your head.


13 posted on 11/09/2020 3:25:22 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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#Ignoredemocratrules

JoMa


14 posted on 11/09/2020 3:35:14 PM PST by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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Go to hell tyrants


15 posted on 11/09/2020 3:36:52 PM PST by Fledermaus (FIRE BILL BARR AND RECESS APPOINT RICHARD GRENELL!)
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> Don’t forget to avoid touching the eyes, nose and mouth...

Instructions unclear. Urgently need clarification!
Is that my eyes, nose and mouth or other peoples?


16 posted on 11/09/2020 4:11:01 PM PST by Do_Tar (Do I really need a /sarc?)
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