[PGR88]

So, even across species, homosexuals have f****ed up thinking.

[null and void]

There’s a headline you don’t see every day...

[decal]

A Dutch zoo, eh?

“Nature vs nurture”: discuss.

[ConservativeInPA]

Maybe NBC could spend a little time writing about the Biden Crime Family

[Fungi]

Nonsense. So how do they know they were “homosexual” penguins? Nonsense.

[TomGuy]

A pair of two

[rfp1234]

[M-cubed]

LMAO....NBC has hacked the Babylon Bee's satire site!

[Jane Long]

But, Drost said, the eggs are likely unfertilized and will not hatch because they were laid by a lesbian penguin couple.

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That’s how nature works.

The Bible explains it quite nicely.

[Leaning Right]

> Gay male penguins steal lesbian couple’s eggs at Dutch Zoo <

I just got off the phone with Al Gore. He said this is all due to Global Warming. Al is probably right about this. After all, he does have a Nobel Prize.

[VanShuyten]

I remembered that penguins were monogamous, so I looked it up, and the NY Times had this interesting article:

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/16/science/penguins-monogamy-paternity-tests.html

“At the aquarium, staff monitor the penguins like producers on a reality TV show. When they spot two penguins engaging in mating behavior, they call in a “code Romeo.” The signal summons an animal keeper, who determines as best she can which two penguins are getting busy, and documents it in the Gentoo Penguin Studbook, a database shared among zoos and aquariums that will be used to make the most genetically diverse matches.

At Loveland, staff started noticing some penguins mating outside their social pairs.

This called for paternity testing.

Of eight offspring they tested, two had a biological father that wasn’t their social father. In other words, Roto and Coco had been sneaking around. Another rogue female had been mating with two different males too — even though the males were in stable social pairs.”

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

“But, Drost said, the eggs are likely unfertilized and will not hatch because they were laid by a lesbian penguin couple.”

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Yeah, funny how that turned out. I guess nature is homophobic.

[Irenic]

Is this a fairy tale?

[11th_VA]

So why don’t the male homo penguins and the lesbian ... oh neverMind ... it’s too complicated

[BenLurkin]

Do these penguins practice anal sex?

[Cowboy Bob]

A pair of two male African penguins at a Dutch zoo, who made international headlines last year when they stole an egg from a heterosexual couple, have now stolen the nest of a lesbian duo, DierenPark Amsersfoort said in a Facebook post.

Isn't that racist to point this out? Shouldn't it be "pengiun youths" are "accused" of stealing?

[the_daug]

there's something you don't see eveyday

[DoodleBob]

[buwaya]

That tells me that the animals are under stress, in that in a single zoo there are pairs of “gay males” and “lesbians”.

[nickcarraway]

What are they doing to these penguins?