Posted on 10/19/2020 11:49:39 PM PDT by Helicondelta
Like the scene in American Beauty when Lester was caught—
“Ok! I was whacking off, choking the bishop, saying, Hi to my monster!”
He only was multitasking, rubbing off some morning wood while in a conference call. Next time, he should just stick to checking his email.
These liv/commies are the people who believe they should rule over every aspect of our lives? They don’t even have the intelligence to put a piece of paper over the part of the laptop that takes movies. The Democrats are the party pf Marxism. mayhem, and masturbation. We must vote on November 3 to deny the hairy palms of the Democrats the levers of power!
TMI
Don’t forget Dick Morris.
And Toobin asked the others:
Toobin: "Did you see a long red Cadillac with big wheels?"
Others: "No, just a pink Volkswagen with flat tires!"
(old joke...)
Toobin playing in the Toolbin caught on camera. What a putz! Not that I saw it. I meant the man-handler.
CNN crew: “Jeff, we told you to put your hand on the mike.”
“Oh, that’s its’ name, MIKE. Sorry!”
Now that’s why I call having skin in the game... “:^)
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Toob’s givin’ it a scrub,
And where do you think he be?
The pundit, the anchor,
The perv penis yanker,
All are on Zoom, you see.
with Toobin reportedly playing the courts...
—
Apparently it was a hung decision.
What got Toobin suddenly so excited the urge was overwhelming? Was there an image of a woman, guy.... what?
Didn’t Lubin’ Toobin get the media memo? He need only blame the Russians for being hacked and then move on. “That wasn’t my penis! That was RUSSIA!” (Schiff could have vouched for him. “Nope. That’s Schiff
definitely not Jeff’s pee-pee.”)
Ugh. I need a copy editor this early in the morning. Sigh.)
He misunderstood “election simulation.”
LOLOLOL’ing !!!!!
The money shot on Zoom. There’s a commercial in there.
my gosh, yeah I once mooned a teacher in high school as a prank but seriously...what is it with these pervs.
Are they saying the jerk was caught jerking off?
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