"In strict legal terminology, Anderson, I had opened my briefs and revealed my shortcomings..."
Posted on 10/19/2020 2:46:41 PM PDT by qwerty1234
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
“I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers,” Toobin told Motherboard.
“I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added.
Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.
Just reading the excerpt I found about ten jokes that wrote themselves.
"In strict legal terminology, Anderson, I had opened my briefs and revealed my shortcomings..."
What a dick move
But Jeffrey will have plenty of time to play with his toy now. 
Hand delivered, no doubt.
JEFFERY THE TABLE!
Jerking theTurk on Zoom....WTF???
He really is a wanker.
He is going to need to learn how to code...
Just so it's clear. @realDonaldTrump today called for @BarackObama and @JoeBiden to be indicted and prosecuted. Have our standards fallen so far that this kind of antidemocratic authoritarian behavior passes without criticism? Is this now normal?— Jeffrey Toobin (@JeffreyToobin) October 8, 2020
He was watching Kung Fu reruns.
“What is the sound of one hand fapping?”
For example, Alexander Hamilton (who founded the New York Post) was a notorious elitist prick. However, he earned his chops by being George Washington's loyal aide, kicked ass at Yorktown, and helped stabilize our currency.
Oliver Wendell Holmes was a Hah-vahd graduate, yet was awarded the Medal of Honor for being a courageous leader during the Civil War.
The "elites" today are a bunch of inbred retards. All they seem to want to do is smoke weed, snort coke, and inject Adrenochrome.
New Yorker zppm Meeting. I guess Toobin took the term liberal circle jerk meeting literally
He said he muted the video, whatever in the wide world of sports that means.......
Just another liberal idiot.
Is it to practice how to spin the election results? A "technical rehearsal" if the radio station has multiple guests on from remote locations?
I'm not understanding the purpose of this exercise. Please speculate on the purpose of this simulation.
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