Suspect ID’d in alleged attempted murder of Philly police officers

Philadelphia Inquirer via MSN ^ | 09/19/2020 | Diane Mastrull, Robert Moran,

[Kid Shelleen]

Philadelphia police have identified an East Mount Airy man as a suspect in what they are calling the attempted murder of three undercover police officers Friday night.

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Police said Thomas is believed to be the person who pedaled up beside the officers' vehicle on a bicycle shortly after 8 p.m. on the 1400 block of Sharpnack Street in the city’s Cedarbrook section, pulled out a gun and started firing just after the officer driving the vehicle had rolled down his window and asked the man “if he was Ok."

[DPMD]

Smoke that in your crack pipe, Gaffigan. (after his gig in Philly, he tweeted a mocking statement of the idea “dangerous Philly.”)

[TLI]

“Jeffione Thomas”

Let me guess...

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[RitchieAprile]

[Midwesterner53]

Another of Obama’s look alike sons.

[EEGator]

Another Rhodes scholar making a poor decision.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

What a shame.

And he was a straight A student while studying quantum mechanics at Princeton......not.

[lightman]

Pennsylvania Ping!

Please ping me with articles of interest.

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[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

My guesses on pronouncing that first name....in order of most to least likely.

“jaff-On-ee”
“Jaffi-own”
“Ja-phoney”

[ronnie raygun]

Make an example of him file federal charges and send him to gitmo for 40 years no parole

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Jeffione …now there’s a new one!

[Kid Shelleen]

Do you see a pattern?
(PS - Your the best Sopranos character of all time!)

Philly's Most Wanted

[SpaceBar]

He was just about to unify gravity with the other fundamental forces.

[Tommygun99]

Take him up in a helicopter. Kick him out the door and see if he can fly or not...

[tomkat]

Didn’t really need to look, but while I’m here - there’s gotta be some nasty little critters livin’ in that ‘hair’.

[Eagles6]

Just...WOW!

[jdsteel]

His name should be Shithead. NOT pronounced Shi-THEE-Ed.

[Carriage Hill]

SPJNK !

[Carriage Hill]

Jeff-i-one, aka LeRoy...

[gundog]

Apparently he had some delusions about the NFL.