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To: 11th_VA
Unlike my highly successful "Wasp Whistle" which rounded up and attracted wasps to fly into a bonfire and kill themselves I'm currently working on a "Hornet Horn."

The "Hornet Horn", which when blown forces "murder hornets" to fly directly into the path of oncoming 18 wheeler trucks on the interstate and kill themselves.

Soon as these are ready for TV ordering we'll be offering a SECOND "Wasp WHistle" or "Hornet Horn" FREE with your order... simply pay handling costs!

51 posted on 08/02/2020 10:04:11 PM PDT by VideoDoctor
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To: VideoDoctor

Be SURE to follow the mounting instructions EXACTLY as written!!

An acquaintance of mine bought a couple of deer whistles last fall to place on his pickup. He paid no heed to the instructions as he installed them on his truck in Gander Mountain’s parking lot.

On his drive back home; he hit two deer in separate accidents!!

The police investigated and found the whistles were mounted...

...BACKWARD!


61 posted on 08/03/2020 5:13:53 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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