Piece Pirates?
Oops!
I meant Peace Pirates.
Washington Red Stars
Washington Lawyers ... firstly because it accurately captures the spirit of the town, second because lawyers are feared and thirdly because almost no one will give a damn if lawyers are offended....
The second choice: the Washington Tax Collectors would do just as well.
According to every poll taken, American Indians overwhelmingly say that they either like the name or don’t give a crap either way. But white liberals say that they should be offended, so that is all that matters.
DC Squaws
The Washington Reds.
‘Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys?’
Who? What?
Name it after the democrats.
The washington scumbags.
They wont stop there with the Redskins. Look out Braves, Chiefs, Indians etc.... coming next for you due to cowardice.
The Panderers
Who cares? I’m gone from watching the Deadskins and the rest of the National Liberation Front teams (NFL = NLF, Viet Cong).
Kaepernick succeeded in destabilizing the NFL and Roger Goodell, the totally incompetent coward finished it off with his Neville Chamberlain-like surrender to the Left.
Baseball is in a serious downfall. The NBA is full of black extremists and a few Marxists (Steve Curry, etc).
Women’s National Basketball Association is also under the control of leftist/feminazis. Bye bye ladies and Comrades.
Golf. So far safe from the “maddening marxist crowds” but the leftist environmentalists are on their case. One day a couple of golfers are going to accidentally lose their grip on their clubs and mow down a bunch of protestors. Well, as Jeff Goldblum asked of Will Smith in “Independence Day”, “Oops? What do you mean, oops?”
Bowling is still all-American but once the left finds out that straight people are playing with their balls, it will be all-out war on them for not including gay men and women.
I have never heard of anyone questioning the sexual orientation of anyone in bowling and would never expect it to come up. You bowl like everyone else. The only “fake” discrimination might be that there are not enough BLACK BALLS in use.
Maybe Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA) will have his House Intelligence Committee hold impeachment hearings on this. Why not? He held them on every other useless and fake issue.
Also, I suspect he is an expert on playing with his balls and possibly those of others around him. Let’s ask Eric S. He grins and lies like a psychopath with a pickle up his butt.
Now, POOL is a potential target of the Left sports radicals since it involves pool cues (aka “staffs” or “poles) hitting both white and black balls, or NOT hitting the Black one into the hole (aka “The Black Hole”, not the movie or... never mind).
Don’t get the Left started on swimming. Once on a tear, nothing would “suit” them unless everyone wore a rainbow-colored bathing suit.
Ice hockey. Hard to protest this sport unless the Left hates Don Rickles for his calling people “hockey pucks”, which is a perfect description of Leftists (dumb as a hockey puck, hard-headed as a hockey puck, and just as full of “hockey” (as in horse).
I’m so glad that my last official act on my university’s conference winning and 4th place tie in the NCAA fencing championships was to get an MVP trophy from the man the black extremists will probably target, JESSIE OWENS. He was and is my role model for a black gentleman who used his fame to help less fortunate black kids learn a sport, personal and team discipline, and working hard to achieve a goal.
America is sadly missing that type of athlete-gentleman today and at precisely the time that we need them so much.
The Redskins have the most beautiful color combination and the emblem is perfection. It is in line with the Cleveland Indians old hates with the grinning Indian face.
Washington Socialists or Washington democrats.
The Washington Tapeworms, since DC is full of parasites.
Foreskins?
It took barely four years for the NFL to completely implode. Cant wait to see the ratings this season.
The Washington Politically Correct Pussies.
Maybe it will be like New Coke, and they will change it back in a couple months.