[NautiNurse]

We interrupt continuous coverage of vandalism, arson, mayhem, COVID-19 and remarkably positive jobs recovery to alert GOM coastal dwellers that Cristobal is on the move.

[Bob434]

We should name all destructive storms after liberal governors- Start with cuomo, whitmer- etc-

Folsk can then say in the year 2030 “I remember back in 2020 when category 5 whitmer destroyed michigan, and category 5 cuomo destroyed ny- They have never recovered so far-”

[Col Frank Slade]

Here we go crank up the panic porn storm headed for New Orleans.

[NautiNurse]

TD Cristobal moving toward the GOM.

A Tropical Storm Watch has been issued for the northern
GOM coast from Intracoastal City Louisiana to the
Alabama/Florida border, including Lake Pontchartrain and Lake
Maurepas.

A Storm Surge Watch has been issued for the northern GOM
coast from Indian Pass to Arepika, FL, and from Grand Isle,
LA, to Ocean Springs, MSi, including Lake Borgne.

SUMMARY OF 1000 AM CDT...1500 UTC...INFORMATION
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ABOUT 40 MI...65 KM E OF CAMPECHE MEXICO
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...35 MPH...55 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...N OR 360 DEGREES AT 12 MPH...19 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...1000 MB...29.53 INCHES

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[Black Agnes]

Yay, rain.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

According to the rout map, the storm ends RIGHT at my front door in SW Wisconsin!

This should be fun. ;)

[Alas Babylon!]

Welcome back to Hurricane 2020!

Brought to you by that great Floridian, NautiNurse!

Thanks. We’ve really had enough rain in Bama, but when I think back to all the dry summers I’ve seen.... Bring it.

[miserare]

Thanks, nauti.

Looks like it is going right up the middle.

Might squelch some of the “protests”.

[crusty old prospector]

Dang it. We are on the dry side. I never complain about rain this time of year. One drought after another.

[PAR35]

Looks like it’s going to rinse the Wuhan Flu out of New Orleans. Then St. Louis and Chicago.

[gnarledmaw]

Every time a butterfly farts in the Amazon our refineries go down and gas jumps. Considering the major companies already attempting to intentionally make things more difficult for this administration, I wouldn’t be surprised if there just happened to be an unusually significant degree of major damage as this one goes through.

[outofsalt]

"We interrupt continuous coverage of vandalism, arson, mayhem...

Oh no you don't!

[jpsb]

thanks you for keeping us informed, with all that is going on, i really did not know that a TC was about to enter the GoM

[fatima]

Bump ((((Hugs))))

[Truthoverpower]

Old Caribbean saying
June too soon
July standby
august look out you must !!

September remember!!

October all over

[Jane Long]

Cristobal is racist....to be interfering.

Or, something ;-)

[Noamie]

I dated a stripper named, Crystalball, but she was a firenado so this probably isn’t her.

[thesearethetimes...]

Present!

[wolfman]

Cristobal means “Christ bearer” a term not to be taken lightly in these end times.

[NautiNurse]

Storm Surge and Tropical Storm Warnings Issued for the Northern Gulf Coast...

Cristobal upgraded to TS status about 20 minutes after initial ping to thread...

A Tropical Storm Warning has been issued for the northern Gulf
of Mexico coast from east of Morgan City, Louisiana to the
Okaloosa/Walton County FL line.


A Storm Surge Warning has been issued from the mouth of the
Mississippi River to Ocean Springs MS, including Lake Borgne.

Summary Of 0500 PM EDT...Information
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Location: About 535 MI...S of the mouth of the Mississippi River...
Max Sustained Winds...40 MPH...
Movement:...N at 13 MPH
Pressure...1000 MB...

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[Gulf War One]

Nothing.burger. Wind.shear. Not.conducive.to.development. Stand.down. Over.