[confederatecarpetbag]

The metaphor of this millenial slob losing his eye, under the delusion of some grand vision of rioting for a cause, is deliciously ironic.

[C210N]

Lost an eye, eh.... these “protesters” are a-priori by-definition blind - deaf - dumb.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

But he said the injury was just “small collateral for the battle we’re fighting,” according to the newspaper.

I hope the Defense Attorney takes note of this quote in the inevitable lawsuit filed by this pussy hat proggy pirate. AAARRRGH.

[Grimmy]

Life Hack:

Don’t stand in the impact area or beaten zone.

[nesnah]

If it were me, it wouldn’t have been a tear gas canister, and the little protester would not be able to comment for the rest of his life.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Look on the bright side. In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!

[LukeL]

Now he can do an awesome Jack Elam impression.

[caver]

Too bad.

Don’t show up at a protest unless you are prepared to suffer the consequences.

[Viking2002]

Well, Cyclops, bet you don’t do that again..........

[Impala64ssa]

Are we sure it wasn’t one of those right wing insurgents that the fake news media insists is infiltrating ANQUEEFA? Or maybe one of them Russians Susan Rice is warning about?

[SuperLuminal]

Definitely a "good" news item... Of course, my preferences for the rewards he should receive, in rank order:

1. Death;
2. Testicles Minced;
3. Attacked by Lorena Bobbit;
4. All teeth lost;
5. Tongue split;
6. Raped by moochelle; or,
7. Loss of citizenship and immediate deportation to either Somali or southern Yemen...

In the interest of compassion and decency, if #1 is not awarded, then items 2-7 would each be awarded on a daily basis over a period of seven days...

[Redcitizen]

One of Murphy’s laws of combat: incoming fire has the right of way.

[simpson96]

Brainwashed since birth, obviously.

Angry and hateful his entire life.

What a waste.

[metmom]

But he said the injury was just “small collateral for the battle we’re fighting,” according to the newspaper.

On what planet is losing the sight in one eye considered *collateral damage*?

Not in my world it isn't.

[Lazamataz]

I’ve got an eye out for this guy.

(Shamelessly stolen from dead)

[smvoice]

“PIRATES Join in the Looting and Rioting” -

Tomorrow’s NYT Headline

[Impala64ssa]

"Balin Brake, who is enrolled at Indiana Tech,"
I suppose he had to go in for a, ahem, Brake job? ba dum TSS

[Chgogal]

Protester or rioter, NYT?

[sport]

I could not care less. If he hadn’t been rioting trying to destroy someone else’s property......

[fso301]

A bit of good news this day.

[confederatecarpetbag]

The article says he goes to a technical school in Indiana. I wonder if he was a good “pupil.”

I’ll let myself out