[Tijeras_Slim]

I guess this dude won’t have to worry about covid-19 much longer.

[dynachrome]

The sister taking over or lost the battle for power and has “disappeared”?

[dangus]

Dear NY Post:

I hope you’re using “axe” metaphorically. Please stop.

[elpadre]

where do we send flowers?

[Lurkinanloomin]

North Korea has axed its spy chief
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like with an axe?

North Korea can be imaginative when it comes to executions.

[sheehan]

in NK, quarantine begins and ends with a bullet.

[DAC21]

Ousted in how many pieces?

[LibWhacker]

North Korea has axed its spy chief

In more ways than one?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Was he “ousted” with an anti-aircraft gun?

[piasa]

https://nypost.com/2020/05/13/north-korea-mysteriously-locks-down-major-border-city/

[beethovenfan]

He was probably literally “axed”.

[Tuketu]

The whole thing can be explained. While in hiding, the Security chief was celebrating. He thought he fired all the missiles UN had. When Un emerged he went berserk. Who fired all my missile? “Onry got Un reft!” I didn’t get ‘em for a SONG.

[Trueblackman]

I wonder what their retirement benefits will look like/sarc? I’m a licensed Financial Professional I can Zoom with them LMBO!

[immadashell]

NK Human Resources Departments are manned by one guy with an uzi.

[Rockingham]

Plausibly, with Kim’s personal power now more assured, he will have the necessary freedom of action to pursue a better relationship with the US.