I use the "Buttwasher 1000"
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To: dynachrome
2 posted on
04/06/2020 9:13:09 AM PDT by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: dynachrome
Cue up the Sheryl Crow music...
3 posted on
04/06/2020 9:13:35 AM PDT by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
To: dynachrome
4 posted on
04/06/2020 9:14:12 AM PDT by
dynachrome
(The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
To: dynachrome
AKA bidets. The old is forever new.
6 posted on
04/06/2020 9:15:21 AM PDT by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
To: dynachrome
7 posted on
04/06/2020 9:16:02 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: dynachrome
I am pretty sure that everyone at the New York Times uses their left hand.
8 posted on
04/06/2020 9:16:12 AM PDT by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: dynachrome
If all else fails....
Use the Muslim Method.
9 posted on
04/06/2020 9:16:48 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: dynachrome
How would that work in public restrooms?
10 posted on
04/06/2020 9:17:23 AM PDT by
philippa
To: dynachrome
corn cobs are the choice of old farmers.. well, not by choice, but.. it beats moss.
Thank goodness wifey accidentally bought some Charmin, it’s like floating on clouds.. Costco is OK but Charmin is the cat’s meow.
12 posted on
04/06/2020 9:18:03 AM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: dynachrome
Like a Japanese toilet with a dozen wash/rinse/dry settings - freaky.
13 posted on
04/06/2020 9:18:08 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
To: dynachrome
The Denver news did a story about a company that makes bidet toilet seats, that fit on an already installed toilet.
Sounds great, right? They neglected to say such a thing would cost $500-$600.
15 posted on
04/06/2020 9:19:32 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: dynachrome
This add brought to you by Muslims United.
17 posted on
04/06/2020 9:20:13 AM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Under construction)
To: dynachrome
When you’re out of toilet paper, the NYT has your backside.
To: dynachrome
Things have definitely turned to the worse when we need to start having primers on how to use toilet paper.
19 posted on
04/06/2020 9:22:17 AM PDT by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: dynachrome
I have an electric toilet bidet installed in every toilet in the house - this is one of those things like a smartphone or TiVO when they first came out: you didn’t think you needed it before you got it, but after you get it you can’t imagine living without it. I don’t like the bidets because they’re “eco-friendly” - before you know it the eco-lunatics will be complaining that toilet bidets use too much water. All I know is I’ll never feel clean using only toilet paper again.
To: dynachrome
a suitable article for the NY Times, if there ever was one
21 posted on
04/06/2020 9:23:24 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: dynachrome
"I was born usin' toilet paper, an I was raised usin' toilet paper, and dad gum it, I am gonna die usin' toilet paper, and no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."
23 posted on
04/06/2020 9:24:47 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
How do you dry your bottom when you’re finished rinising? Don’t tell me you have to install one of those hot-air blower machines like they have in public lavatories? How would that work?
25 posted on
04/06/2020 9:26:14 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: dynachrome
10 years after we adopt bidets the NYT will tell us bidets are consuming too much water and we need to give them up and use leaves from trees.
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